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7 Responses to “Yuppie Executive to Redneck in 35 Easy Steps (not for people with a short attention span)?”
Sounds to me like you wouldn’t know a redneck if one kicked your puny little a*s*s. Redneck is an attitude, not a look. We happen to love our country, our guns and our family. We also don’t care what happens in the “Blue States”…you made your bed, now lie in it.
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is “Bubba”.
4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There’s a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is…
November 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
marilyn
woah that is a lot of steps but i’m no yuppie
November 20th, 2009 at 12:44 am
lakerodg
Nice….real nice…..
November 20th, 2009 at 10:28 am
jerelli
Oh God. I just might do that, really I will. Just watch me. I’m not sure who it insults more, the yuppies or the rednecks.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
luelli
Sounds to me like you wouldn’t know a redneck if one kicked your puny little a*s*s. Redneck is an attitude, not a look. We happen to love our country, our guns and our family. We also don’t care what happens in the “Blue States”…you made your bed, now lie in it.
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:21 am
allyaus
What was the question?
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is “Bubba”.
4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There’s a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is…
1. The mouse is referred to as a “critter”.
November 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am
jugrif
LOL.
November 25th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
somcgu
hahhahha a real good one i liked it