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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.”
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
October 14th, 2009 at 10:50 am
robyn
ha ha… those are pretty good..
the first one was kinda stupid though..
October 14th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
travis
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.”
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
October 15th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
jennki
The first one was hilarious! lol… that was my favorite one!
October 18th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
kisanc
LMAO, those are hilarius. they deserve a star
October 21st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
lohard
HAHA LOL these jokes are hilarious!!!!! i like the first one lol!!!!! where do u get these jokes from post some more!!!!! =)
October 24th, 2009 at 7:46 am
durfee
LOL LOVE IT
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 am
adro
Good ones! Funny! 100!
October 27th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
christina
lol those were funny